I Swear You Did It Groggy Up from bed Where is it? The door The door opens and the barn door opens and it splashes upon the tile? The toilet? I don’t know what I’m doing, this is the bathroom, right? Bah To bed again. Blog is a silly word. I wish there were a […]
You are taking what I said wrong. There is no connection between what I said and what you think. You did not listen You only heard. I say what mean please don’t infer for that only leads you to anger toward me.
He walks down the street and thinks to himself “This is a bit of cliche, today.” As he walks, he talks to people he meets on the street in the heat. And he wishes for a cool clear container of water.
The aliens came today. We were surprised as they brought us a message of peace and love and then told us how it would happen. Our lives were wrong, they said. We must live like they did and then used force to show us. For your own good they said. We want to help they […]
It’s not just the smell that turns me off the warts on your face don’t help. Is there a paper sack you could wear? No? Too bad.
Today at Poetic Asides, LeeBee has us writing an insult poem. I’ve already done this. I still will write a new poem, but I felt compelled to post this poem as well. U-G-L-Y With a crooked nose and big brown teeth Cauliflower ears and fat like a wreath Around your middle, Boy you’re chunky. And […]
How the Dog Behaves With his fur across the blanket but he remains unseen I know he’s up to something My senses are quite keen. There lay a trail of litter from the front room to the back the kitchen is filthy now the trash can has no sack. It’s at the feet of Grendel, […]
LeeBee has us writing a poem based on a song. I chose my favorite song. By Dispatch. Elias – Dispatch They sit with hope It shines in their eyes at every desk at every corner. The hope shines long as they hear of heroes pasts and lives not their own and people who care. They […]
Cthulu Cthulu is greasy. Cthulu smells poor. If Cthulu is startled He pees on the floor. Uncle Grimm will yell at the top of his lungs: “Boy, grab a mop! Your beast has begun to filth up the house! Get him outside!” Then, young Jimmy and Cthulu will go out and hide and play seek […]
Well, it’s that time in my life again. I am having trouble finding something to read. I am currently looking at some books, but not really reading them. After blazing through the Percy Jackson books – new one in May! – and a few others, it just hasn’t been rolling. I read Be Cool by […]