Today at Poetic Asides, LeeBee has us writing an insult poem. I’ve already done this. I still will write a new poem, but I felt compelled to post this poem as well.
With a crooked nose and big brown teeth
Cauliflower ears and fat like a wreath
Around your middle, Boy you’re chunky.
And your face reminds me a lot of a monkey.
A paper bag would go well with that noodle!
And you smell like an accident left by a poodle.
No one will love you, not even a nun
Except for me, for you are my son.